They're Laughing Because of You, Not At You!

Well, as much as we all hate to admit it, it's funny to laugh at other peoples' problems and relative mental capacity (to put it nicely), so here are a few examples that are likely to make you feel better about yourself by laughing at others, you horrible, horrible person! (just kidding)


Strange, but true: a tech support conversation below. Some people and computers do not mix.

Tech Support: "Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, the number 7."

Customer: "Is that '7' in capital letters?"


Next up, dumb quotes by (mostly) dumb people. It just teaches you an important lesson: if you're going to say something on camera, say something smart.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields

"I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible." - Ted Turner

"When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me." - Kylie Bax

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle

"Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking." - Richard Haas

Yep. And there you have it, the intelligence of a lot of people adding up to really, not a lot in the first place. And finally, a quote from a man with an itchy trigger finger and one of the worst jobs in America... besides George Bush's, I mean.

"I've been asked if that nickname bothers me, and the answer is, no. After all, Darth Vader is one of the nicer things I've been called recently." --Dick Cheney