Well, as much as we all hate to admit it, it's funny to laugh at other peoples' problems and relative mental capacity (to put it nicely), so here are a few examples that are likely to make you feel better about yourself by laughing at others, you horrible, horrible person! (just kidding)
Strange, but true: a tech support conversation below. Some people and computers do not mix.
Tech Support: "Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, the number 7."
Customer: "Is that '7' in capital letters?"
Next up, dumb quotes by (mostly) dumb people. It just teaches you an important lesson: if you're going to say something on camera, say something smart.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields
"I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible." - Ted Turner
"When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me." - Kylie Bax
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle
"Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking." - Richard Haas
Yep. And there you have it, the intelligence of a lot of people adding up to really, not a lot in the first place. And finally, a quote from a man with an itchy trigger finger and one of the worst jobs in America... besides George Bush's, I mean.
"I've been asked if that nickname bothers me, and the answer is, no. After all, Darth Vader is one of the nicer things I've been called recently." --Dick Cheney
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